Your server is dying. Again.

We track failures so you don't have to. Logs, uptime, alerts – all in one nerdy place.

Our Partners

$ uptime-mon

Is your site alive?

Continuous checks from multiple regions. If it goes down, we’ll know – and so will you.

$ port-sniff

What’s open (that shouldn’t be)?

We scan your public ports and highlight security misconfigurations – before someone else does.

$ log-trace

WTF happened in the logs?

Your logs tell stories. We read them for you. Exceptions, anomalies, and quiet breakdowns – all detected.

$ alert-push

When it fails, you’ll know.

Slack, Discord, email, webhooks – alerts go out instantly when things go sideways.

$ sandbox-mode

Test before you stress.

Simulate failures, alerts and downtime without touching production. Great for onboarding & dev environments.

$ public-status

Let users know before they ask.

Generate a hosted status page automatically from your checks – so you don’t need to explain things twice.

Team benefits

wtf42 gives your team visibility, early warnings, and peace of mind – without dashboards full of fluff. It's like having a paranoid DevOps on-call... but automated.

🧠 Less guesswork

Stop digging through logs manually. WTF42 highlights what actually matters.

🚨 Instant alerts

Get notified where your team works – Slack, Discord, email, or custom webhooks.

🛡️ Fewer surprises

Open ports, bad responses, silent failures – we catch the quiet stuff before it explodes.

⏳ Time saved (and sleep preserved)

Know what's up without logging in. No more "just checking the server real quick" at 1am.

The reality every dev team faces

You don’t need a thousand charts. You need answers — fast, clear, and on time. wtf42 gives your team what matters most: awareness, speed, and calm.

80%

of outages are caught too late

<1m

alert delivery time on every failure

70%

of attacks start with simple misconfigs

100%

less stress when you know what broke

Be first to know when wtf42 goes live.

We're building something for developers who are tired of hearing "it’s down" from users. Join the waitlist and get early access, updates & nerdy launch goodies.

Plans built for dev teams

Whether you're solo, a small team or running ops at scale – wtf42 will have a plan that fits.

🧑‍💻 Solo

For indie hackers & side projects

  • 1 monitored app
  • Basic alerts

👥 Team

For small & mighty dev teams

  • 5 services
  • Port checks
  • Log alerts

🏢 Ops+

For scaling teams & production-critical setups

  • All features
  • Status page
  • Webhooks & API access

🔒 Full pricing will be available before launch. Join the waitlist for early-bird discounts.